Awesome!!
>
> >Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the
> >USA.
> >
> >It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
> >Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
> >
> >The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History."
> >
> >Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
> >
> >She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand
> >up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
> >
> >"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the
> >People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
> >
> >Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
>
> >Chandrashekhar.
> >
> >The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
> >Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history
> >than you do."
> >
> >She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
> >
> >"Who said that?" she demanded.
> >
> >Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
> >
> >At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
> >
> >The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
> >
> >Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
> >1991."
> >
> >Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
> >
> >Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
> >teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica ! Lewinsky, 1997!"
> >
> >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
> >anything else, I'll kill you."
> >
> >Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> >Chandra Levy, 2001."
> >
> >The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
> >floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
> >
> >And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq,2005."
> >
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